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voxamberlynn:

lexbots:

the pumpkin king / sally

Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.

mitten:

someone stop my dad

mitten:

someone stop my dad

zackisontumblr:

sorry mom

zackisontumblr:

sorry mom

zackisontumblr:

theonetwostep:

@zackisontumblr.tumblr.com

i cannot believe this has over 11,000 notes; the man isn’t real and i’m wearing shorts…

zackisontumblr:

theonetwostep:

@zackisontumblr.tumblr.com

i cannot believe this has over 11,000 notes; the man isn’t real and i’m wearing shorts…

fulmadz:

I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you

waifwraith:

this fucking vine. i want steve buscemi to say this. like i want a remake of this vine starring steve buscemi

f0ndly:

mild sexual love blog

f0ndly:

mild sexual love blog

So my professor was asking questions.
  • Professor:

    Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?

  • Like 3 people:

    *raises hand*

  • Professor:

    Who plans on never getting married?

  • Me:

    *raises hand*

  • Professor:

    *points me out* why?

  • Me:

    It's illegal.

  • Professor:

    touche.